Internet Tales

I just love the internet because you never know what kind wild and crazy tales you're going to hear from one day to the next. Last night I started what I thought was a random conversation about nothing with one of my female chat buddies. Next thing I know...

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ms(10:13:23 PM): you want to know some funny mess... will take your mind off the drama for a sec
me (10:14:17 PM): sure go 'head
ms (10:14:37 PM): so a few months ago I had phone sex with this married guy
ms (10:15:03 PM): we never did it again.. but Sunday he calls me out of the blue and wants to chit chat
ms (10:15:12 PM): no ... saturday
ms (10:15:58 PM): so we chat on and off all day saturday... he stroked his dick on the phone.. I just listened
ms (10:16:07 PM): sunday we chatted all day
me (10:16:15 PM): mmm hmmm
ms (10:16:26 PM): yesteday morning he calls me on the way to work... we chat for a minute
ms (10:16:45 PM): last night I was with my friends.. he sends me a text message saying call him... I forget
me (10:17:10 PM): ok
ms (10:17:40 PM): hours later... he sends another message saying I am waiting on your call
ms (10:18:06 PM): when i get home.. i don' call.. i just jump on the net and chat it up with him
ms (10:18:42 PM): anyway.. he decides to start strokin... he asks me to get on cam... but I say I'm not showin... cause it's that time of the month
ms (10:18:55 PM): he's like cool... just let me see ya titties
ms (10:18:59 PM): so.. i'm like cool
ms (10:19:20 PM): so he's on cam doin his thing... i'm playing with my nipples
ms (10:19:31 PM): he calls me.. letting me listen while he strokes
me (10:19:36 PM): ok
ms (10:19:52 PM): 10 minutes into it... his wife walks in the room and goes crazy
ms (10:20:04 PM): screamin what the fuck are you doing
me (10:20:12 PM): lol
ms (10:20:19 PM): he was real calm about it
me (10:20:30 PM): and then
ms (10:21:06 PM): she's trippin out like.. you showin ya dick on cam and talking to some other woman on the phone
ms (10:21:15 PM): he's cool like yeah
me (10:21:19 PM): lol
ms (10:21:22 PM): like he hasn't done shit wrong
me (10:21:40 PM): why were you still on the phone?
ms (10:21:45 PM): she says... tell her goodnight
ms (10:21:54 PM): this is all like 10 seconds
me (10:21:58 PM): ok
ms (10:22:13 PM): he says goodnight and I hang up
ms (10:22:32 PM): he calls me this morning... I am like this dude is a glutton for punishment
me (10:23:07 PM): well it's obvious he's not happy at home and finds the thrill of being caught exciting
ms (10:23:12 PM): he tells me she went coo coo after that... threw his cam away... they had a fight and all kinda stuff
me (10:23:25 PM): I can imagine
ms (10:23:30 PM): yeah.. he says he's an exhibitionist
ms (10:24:06 PM): ok... but the trip is... she trippin off me.. but good thing she didn't hear what he was strokin and telling me about
me (10:24:44 PM): what was this fool saying?
ms (10:25:17 PM): telling me about how he just got fucked by this dude...2 hours before
me (10:26:57 PM): what the hell?
ms (10:28:06 PM): yeah.. he says he's not gay or bi.. but he's fuckin dudes.
me (10:28:40 PM): wait wait wait
ms (10:28:44 PM): his wife is none the wiser.. but he says that she knows that he has been with a man before
me (10:28:48 PM): is he an ex-jailbird or something
ms (10:29:10 PM): no jail
ms (10:29:28 PM): his co worker just turned his ass out one night
me (10:30:15 PM): how the crap did that happen
ms (10:31:50 PM): he says they went out and got drunk.. he started asking his co worker about how gay men fucked.. told him he was curious
ms (10:32:13 PM): co worker asked if he wanted to experience it... he said yes
ms (10:32:39 PM): co worker had his partner fuck him... he liked it
me (10:32:57 PM): oh the co-worker was gay...I see i see
me (10:33:08 PM): damn this gets wilder with each statement you make
ms (10:33:13 PM): lol
me (10:33:22 PM): the co-worker had his lover fuck the married guy...this is a mess
ms (10:33:35 PM): yes... he wasn't married back then though
ms (10:34:02 PM): but he said that he told his wife about this experience with a man and another 1 too before they got married
me (10:34:39 PM): so...are you saying that he and the coworker and the coworker's lover are still sexing
ms (10:34:47 PM): even let his wife strap on and fuck him... so I would think she should have a clue about him
ms (10:35:28 PM): nope... he has some new dudes he fools with now... a man and a shemale (not sure if that is the proper terminology)
me (10:35:46 PM): oh my god
ms (10:39:40 PM): he just called as I started to tell you the story
me (10:40:04 PM): lol
ms (10:41:32 PM): he's funny though... he swears he doesn't watch gay videos... they don't turn him on.. but he love to get fucked and if I talk about a nigga gettin in his ass.. he busts real fast
ms (10:46:10 PM): hope his wifey ain't reading
me (10:47:06 PM): you are nuts
me (10:47:28 PM): I'm surprised she's allowing him back on the computer...you know you shouldn't be on the phone with him
ms (10:47:33 PM): lol
ms (10:48:18 PM): and miss him telling me about how the shemale fucked him last night and wore his ass out
me (10:48:49 PM): how do you meet these people
ms (10:50:36 PM): lol.. can u say Nude Africa

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Don't Ask Me For Jack

I have been quietly stewing for over a week now waiting for a certain friend to return my phone calls about the money she owes me. In March 2005 I told her we needed to settle our debt. It had been more than a year since I had loaned her money. Knowing the purpose of the money's usage was business related I chose not to sweat her about her overdue repayment. But recently I felt like I had given her more than enough time to do whatever needed to be done. Thus, a timetable for payment needed to be addressed. In March she told me she'd have the money at the end of May. May passed by and no money. Early June I gave her a friendly reminder phone call and was told that I would have the money 4 days later. Four days has ballooned to 2 weeks and I have yet to hear from her or receive the money. Talk about pissed! How hard is it to call and tell me you don't have it instead of dodging my calls?

In the past three years I have been screwed over by a couple of friends that have renigged on promises made. I've given what they've asked of me but haven't recieve what I have asked of them or what was agreed upon to be given to me. This latest fiasco has me so infuriated that my frustration has boiled over to the point where I now resolve not to do anything else for anybody. I am sick of getting the short end of the stick so often.

DON'T ASK ME FOR JACK...the well is dry...I don't have any more emotional support, encouragement, creativity, time, (the list goes on) to offer.

Lesson of the week: It's NOT better to give than receive.

Word to the wise: Take all that you can...and then some.