Ok! You Got Me!

I took a trip to Wild Oats Market today to browse a larger selection of veggie food items than Trader Joe's , my number one store, offers. I've been to Wild Oats a gazillion times before but today I felt a renewed sense of vigor to really find an unknown gem that would send me, Mr. Food-a-holic, into a frenzy. Slowly and methodically I worked my way up and down every isle carefully reading the food labels of the foods I was interested in purchasing. By the way, I get a bit carried away sometimes. Why was I in the market for over an hour? Though I am equipped a bit more knowledge, reading labels is very time consuming and frustrating. And there's always something on the ingredient list that's not supposed to be there in the eyes of the health experts. Anywho, when I got to the frozen food section, I went absolutely crazy. Everything I saw looked incredibly delicious. Who knew there was so much vegetarian stuff on the market? I know I sure didn't. Ok! After I calmed myself down, I focused my attention on the veggie pizzas. I was suddenly overcome with a need for tomato sauce and cheese. I didn't have that craving when I first walked in the store but at that moment I knew my day wouldn't be complete unless I chose the right veggie pizza to buy for lunch. After 10 minutes of label comparing, I settled on A.C. LaRocco's Tomato & Feta pizza. MMM MMM MMM! My mouth was watering as I read about fresh tomatoes, feta cheese, sun dried tomatoes, fresh garlic and basil. I hurried to finish the rest of my grocery shopping so I could get home as soon as possible. Once the groceries were unpacked, I warmed up my Tomato & Feta pizza. When the garlic-y aroma started to overpower the air in the house I knew I had chosen a winner. Patiently I waited 25 minutes to get my first taste of heaven. Well, color me surprised after that first bite. Why was I eating what tasted like a slice of wheat bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it? So much for reading labels. Folks, beware! Whole wheat and honey pizza crusts aren't all there cracked up to be. Congratulations Mr. LaRocco, you got me! LOL!
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Food Find
My vegetarian food exploration does have an upside. I've found new treat - Soy Delicious Non-dairy, frozen dessert (soy ice cream). So far I've tried Creamy Vanilla and Praline Pecan and I'm hooked.

Knowing limitations

Far be it from me to kill anyone's dream. Everyone deserves the opportunity to pursue their passion. However... sometimes having a Simon Cowell or someone like myself in your life might not be such a bad thing. Simon and I aren't afraid of telling the truth, as harsh as it may be, about someone's talent. There's a time for everything; a time for encouragement and inspiration; and a time for truth and honest evaluation. Honest evaluation is what I do best. If you're into singing and can appreciate those with the gift of song, please follow the link below and take a listen

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=3841399&Mytoken=20050501204751

In reference to the above artist, I'm laughing as I type the word "artist" lol! I'm trying to be gracious, as I listened to her music something a friend shared with me once came to mind - "There'd be less accidents if people stayed in their own lane." Ain't that the truth? Can I get an Amen brother!

My ears were so offended I wanted to track this broad down and beat her ass with the studio microphone. Especially considering that she has a nice, pleasant picture posted on her site and the quality of her tracks isn't too bad. But let's be honest, who told this chick she could or should sing? I tell you, the day I find the person that told her anything other than the truth, which is, "singing's just not your thing babygirl. By the way, what's this experimental thing you're trying where the music is in one key but you sing in a completely different key? That's not cute," Im'a poke 'em in the eye.

Speaking of beating somebody's ass for encouraging those with questionable talent, has anyone ever seen the VH-1 Save the Music commercial where Mary J. Blige sits at a piano, plays some chords and attempts to scat? She then proceeds to acknowledge a former teacher of her's that encouraged her to keep singing. I can't wait to find that teacher so I can give her a serious beat down. Has Mary ever sung a song and stayed on pitch throughout? Please point me in the direction of one those tunes if you can!
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On to more pressing matters, today I noticed that there's a growing trend in Men's grooming that is absolutely appalling - the razor thin mustache. In case you've never seen this absurdity, take a peek at Mr. Johnny Wright currently of MTV's Making the Band 3 fame. Sir, is that facial hair or black eye liner on your lip? I'm hoping the trend will die some. In case you thin mustache wearers didn't know, it looks like you made a boo boo while trimming your mustache and you tried to salvage the little hair you had left in hopes no one would notice your shaving mistake. Guess what? I noticed. And it looks like there's a smudge on your face. Now hold still while I soak the bottom of my t-shirt in my saliva so I can wipe that grime off your face. In truth, thin mustaches are on the same level as the Hitler mustache - just plain ridiculous. Please tell your Dads, uncles, brothers, boyfriends, etc. to trim the 'stache off or low but never, ever, ever, ever thin.

Who'da Thunk It

After enduring 5 days on the Master Cleanse aka the Lemonade Diet, I decided to make the switch to vegetarianism. Eight days have passed since the conversion and I'm still going strong without a single meat craving.

I do foresee a potential problem now that I'm a vegetarian - how can I live without ever eating hot wings again? Hmm! I may have to revisit that dish from time to time. We'll see!

I am a bonafide food addict - desserts especially - and I love to share my food finds with others. I had the pleasure of turning someone on to one of my many food finds last week and they in turn passed the word along to someone else (that warmed my heart). With that being said, do yourself a favor, take a trip to your local Trader Joe's and pick up a bag of Trader Joe's Gingeroos - soft baked ginger cookies. They will change your life. Ain't that right Mark? And while your at Trader Joe's please pick up their Organic Lemonade (the refrigerated version only).

April 20

What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore--and then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over--like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it just explode? - Langston Hughes
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The burden of carrying this dream is too heavy and far too much for me to bear alone*. The dream was once a source of hope, joy and inspiration. It is now a cancer that has robbed me of my quality of life.


*without God's help

Knee Jerk Reactions

"Outkast and Rosa Parks have settled their dispute. In what had been a highly contested matter concerning the use of Parks' name as a song title, the parties resolved to become partners in developing educational programs to enlighten today's youth about the role Parks played in the civil-rights movement. First up will be a tribute album, on which Outkast will perform. They're also planning a TV special and DVD" - from MTV news article

Why do I have far less respect for this civil rights icon? She's just tacky, tacky, tacky.

"House of Dereon — Beyoncé and mother Tina Knowles' fashion label — designed 60 ensemble costumes for the group and its dancers for the outing." By having Destiny's Child wearing House of Dereon on the tour, I am able to express my creativity and love of music and fashion," Beyoncé said in a statement. "Performing is not only about sharing my musical passions, but it's also about expressing my individuality." - from MTV news aticle

Gosh, it must be very stifling working for the controlling, overacheiving Knowles family! Poor Michelle and to lesser extent poor Kelly.

"BET canceled its "Nightly News," saying it instead will offer news briefs throughout the day...Robert Johnson, founder of the leading cable channel for black viewers, said the change does not represent a lessening of BET's news commitment. He said it would improve how BET offers news.

With 24-hour news networks and everyone getting news off the Internet, our audience doesn't want to wait until 11 p.m. to find out what the news is," said Debra Lee, BET president and chief operating officer" - from Yahoo news article


Is it me? Or is BET always at the tail end of the learning curve? Does anyone working for BET have vision and foresight?

MLB look into Sheffield confrontation with fan - "The confrontation came in Boston's 8-5 win over New York on Thursday night while Sheffield was fielding Jason Varitek's two-run triple in front of the 3-foot high barrier. The fan reached over the wall, and Sheffield said he was hit in the face. (Video replay showed Sheffield was clearly hit in the face)

Sheffield shoved the fan before throwing the ball back to the infield. He then moved toward the fan before a security guard got between them. The fan was ejected from the ballpark but not arrested. " - from Yahoo Sports news article

I'm sick of these rowdy ass fans instigating stuff with professional athletes. And I'm tired of analyst suggesting that athletes should not ever defend themselves

"Rapper DMX was arrested after a three-car crash involving a police cruiser on a major New York City expressway, police said on Saturday.

Police said a car driven by DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, hit another car, which then slammed into the cruiser late Friday on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx. Two police officers were treated for minor injuries.

The 34-year-old hip-hop star was charged with driving with a suspended license and released, police said." - from Yahoo new article

What the hell is wrong with X?

"PHILADELPHIA - Terrell Owens finally found a topic he was tired of talking about — his desire for a new contract. Owens released a statement through a public relations firm Friday night saying he was done talking to the media about a possible contract extension with the Philadelphia Eagles.

"Again I find my words being misinterpreted by the media, therefore at this time I have decided to refrain from discussing the recent series of events surrounding my contract with the Philadelphia Eagles," Owens said." - from Yahoo Sports new article

Owens is a great athlete but a pitiful and clueless man. The media has never hide it's disgust for TO yet he felt compelled share his story with the media anyway. He's now upset that his words are being misconstrued again? Hmm! Has anyone seen the clips from the Donny Deutch Show where TO breaks down crying? He might need some counseling. He's crying because the media and the public misunderstand him? This from a guy who's made it his duty to disrespect Jeff Garcia (his former quaterback) at every turn; who took a swipe at Donovan McNabb (his current quaterback) the previous week; who is stirring up problems 2 years in a row over contract issues. You're not misunderstood TO. The media and the public don't like you.


"A Boston Globe freelance writer fabricated large chunks of a story published this week, the newspaper said on Friday in the latest incident to embarrass the U.S. media.

The Globe, which is owned by The New York Times Co., said it stopped using writer Barbara Stewart because of a story that ran on Wednesday about a seal hunt off Newfoundland -- a hunt, it turns out, that had not taken place" - from Yahoo news article

Hilarious. These animal rights activist or pro animal rights activist are too much. Did y'all read about PETA and the protest they held outside of Jennifer Lopez's restaurant? Or the rally they held protesting KFC? Over the top