Kinky Biblical Calendars

Hahahaha.....I placed my order this morning

Calendar Recreates Erotic Moments From Bible

BERLIN (Dec. 5) - A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.

"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.

Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.

"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."

Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.

"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.

Operation: BPC

Operation: Butter Pecan Cookies is complete.


It was a major success. The flavor was addictive. Many-o-taste bud was forever ruin for the ordinary after one taste of these treats. These flakey cookies practically melted in your mouth (they were made with 'real' butter). There's no way anybody could eat just one and be satisfied.


I might have to seriously consider selling these joints too - along with my Sweet Potato Swirl Cheesecake.

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Animation Audition

Yesterday I had the pleasure of auditioning for a new Nickelodeon animation short called Not So Fantastics. I don't know anything more about the project than it's title so don't bother asking, I probably won't have an answer for you. Before my audition was recorded by my agent, I didn't have a clear idea of what type of voice I wanted to create to match the character description. With my agent's guidance, I think we pulled something together that was fitting for the character. My agent enjoyed my read so much I thought it'd be fun to get a copy of the audition and let you guys to take a listen.

Here's a copy of the character description and dialogue to look over and the audio file of the audition.

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HOPS: Very much the little brother of THE NOT-SO FANTASTICS, HOPS is simple-minded, impossibly humungous, and probably didn’t finish this sentence (i.e. short attention span).

1. HOPS desires a certain morsel of crumbly goodness.

HOPS
(Sniffing)
Smells like… cookies. Chocolate chunk…
with little bits of peanut butter… and vanilla fudge.

2. HOPS, speaking, after a particularly long stint of silence.

HOPS
(Like, duh)
What about the Liberty Tower?

3. HOPS launches into a fit of uncontrollable hopping, toppling the Richter Scale.

HOPS
(Various hyper screams, yells)

4. HOPS in a rare moment a strategic bliss:

HOPS
(To his teammates)
What if we used that giant pile of dynamite over there
to destroy…
(Dreamy daze)
carrots? I smell chocolate mint chip carrots with
double fudge. Soft-boiled. Heaven. In my mouth.
(Yum)

HOPS - Not So Fantastics Audition