Not To Be Outdone

I had one of the best laughs of my life on the phone with my buddy OJ last night. He was filling me in on the drama that's been going on between his mama and daddy. There's trouble in paradise.

Apparently, mama OJ found viagra in daddy OJ's belongings along with some 'stay hard' cream. She confronted daddy OJ about his goods and accused him of cheating because she and daddy OJ haven't had sex in years. Mind you, OJ's parents are in their 60s. He denied any wrongdoing so she asked him for an explanation for having the viagra pills. He in turn, flipped out and lectured her on his moral fortitude. He tells mama OJ that he's a god fearing, christian man that would never cheat. He tells her the only reason he has the pills is because he's selling them. *snicker break. LOL! that line right there cracks me up everytime I think about it. selling viagra? Ha!!!! who is he fooling? no-damn-body. he's a retired postman. Ha!*

Mama OJ is livid. She is beyond convinced that daddy OJ is cheating. After finding the sex aids, listening in on one of his hush-hush phone conversations in which she overheard him saying "I can't wait that long. You know I can't wait. Why you making me wait for it?," watching him leave the house M-F at 3am to go the gym that doesn't open until 6am and is only 10 minutes from their house and witnessing some other unusual behavior last year on their annual vacation she knows something's going on. She just doesn't have concrete proof.

OK. So, you'll never guess what she's decided to do to retaliate. Mama OJ went to the local Adult Bookstore and bought herself a silk panty and bra set. She also purchased some "special rubbing cream" as she calls it. She told OJ she plans to head back to the ABS to buy a vibrator. Then she's gonna put her wares on display on the dresser for daddy OJ to see to let him know two can play that game. ROFLMAO!

OJ has advised his mom not to carry out her plan. He doesn't think she'll live out the night if daddy OJ sees all that stuff. Hahaha!!!!

Did I already mention they're in their mid 60s? LOL! Oh this is bananas.

It's the Little Things

that make you happy and put a smile on your face. My locs wanted to act right for a change. Normally, they have a tendency to stick up or poke out. Today, they fell into place without much fuss from me.


I needed to document this good loc day. They're few and far between.


So what did I do next? Shake my locs every which way. Then bend over the camera and snap a shot. And that brought an abrupt end to good loc day.

Happy New Year

Make it a great year. Chase your destiny.

My motto for this year is 'Do or Die.' I'm feeling a great sense of urgency to reach a number of goals this year. Now's the time...


"I got what you want. Got what you need. Can I get another shot? This time I'm a make you [it] hot." ~ Nicole Wray

Uneventful

I think I experienced the most low key, uneventful birthday of my life. I didn't take in a movie. I didn't go to lunch or dinner. I didn't do anything special. I spent most of the day bargain shopping for computer and camcorder accessories. After several hours of price comparisions I finally bought RAM and a firewire pci card; and installing both on my computer was the highlight of the day. Ho hum! It sure doesn't seem like I had a birthday. Considering I didn't plan a dinner or something I guess the day was exactly what I wanted the day to be - uneventful. I don't know. I doubt I'll look back on this birthday, in years to come, and be able to recall anything memorable about this day. After I've had a few days to process it, I'll be able to decide whether or not uneventful birthdays are a good thing or bad thing for me.

Happy Holidays

Wishing everyone a Happy Holiday!