Can U Believe This?

• How 'bout my 6 day old tivo is on the blink. How 'bout that, huh? I turned my tv on and there was no sound. I thought my tv speakers were blown but after rewiring the video and audio to run from my cable box to my tv I realize it was the tivo malfunctioning. Hmmph! I called tivo and had them walk me through a few troubleshooting steps but that was a bust. I was told that I needed a replacement unit and had the option of sending to them or taking it back to the store of purchase. I've decided to take it back to Best Buy and leave it there. I have my eye on a new toy.

• Friend called to tell she's upset with hubby again and is ready for him to leave. Friend returned all that stuff she originally bought hubby for christmas. This week she goes on a shopping spree for herself and decides to buy him a replacement gift for all the stuff she returned. She settles on buying him a portable dvd player from Circuit City. She starts having second thoughts about giving him the gift but convinces herself its the right thing to do. When hubby sees the dvd player he says what am I supposed to do with this? I told you I wanted a coat. Friend says so you don't want this? He replies No. Friend has returned the dvd player and has no plans to buy him a coat. She tells me that he complains about everything she does and doesn't understand why he wants to be with someone that obviously makes him unhappy. He needs to leave Shawn. I want a divorce. This isn't working.

• Spiritual called. Last night he received a legal action notice for overdue rent. This morning he called the accounting department to clear up the mix and to let them know his first month's rent is free. Accounting tells him there's no indication on his lease that he's entitled to a free month of rent.